V.7 LMAOH 7OHM Tablets
Price range: $29.99 through $599.00
LMAO-OH v.7
(Laughing My Alks Off)
Passion Fruit Flavor | Pure 7-Hydroxymitragynine Power
Unleash the powerhouse behind Stardust’s signature LMAO-OH line — pressed tablets packed with precision and potency. Each unit delivers an impressive 65.9 mg of 7-Hydroxymitragynine and over 67 mg of total Mitragyna alkaloids, engineered for those who crave the strongest OH expression in a clean, controlled dose.
LMAO-OH v.7 7OHM Tablets
Unleash the powerhouse behind Stardust’s signature LMAO-OH line — pressed tablets packed with precision and potency. Each unit delivers an impressive 65.9 mg of 7-Hydroxymitragynine and over 67 mg of total Mitragyna alkaloids, engineered for those who crave the strongest OH expression in a clean, controlled dose.
Lab-Verified Potency
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7-Hydroxymitragynine: 65.9 mg per tablet (13.8 w/w %)
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Mitragynine Pseudoindoxyl: 0.627 mg per tablet (0.13 w/w %)
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Mitragynine: 0.702 mg per tablet (0.15 w/w %)
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Total Mitragyna Alkaloids: 67.5 mg per tablet
⚠ REGULAR USE OF ALKALOIDS MAY LEAD TO DEPENDENCE AND ADDICTION FOR SOME USERS⚠
⚠This pre-sale item is expected to contain approximately 65–75 mg of total alkaloids per tablet, as predicted by the manufacturer. ⚠
Disclaimer: This product is not intended to treat, cure, or alleviate any disease, illness, ailment, or condition. Please refer to FDA alert 54-15 for more information. We do not guarantee the suitability of this product for any specific use. The product contains chemicals such as nickel, arsenic, and lead that are known to the state of California to cause cancer, birth defects, or other reproductive harm. For more information, please visit p65warnings.ca.gov.
11 reviews for V.7 LMAOH 7OHM Tablets
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John Young (verified owner) –
AhhhMazing! Wow! So much motivation, energy, euphoria. It was new. It sounded overhyped had to see. Lives up to all description! I only need one or two a day to get everything done! Average day just one! DEFINITELY for the experienced people. Tired of hitting that ceiling no matter how much powder you consume? This blasted me through that glass ceiling! #1 fav now! Worth every penny! Stardust is the best!
BC (verified owner) –
Just like the description says for experienced users only. That said I am and at most would take half of one. Sometimes a quarter of one depending. Easy to break into halves or quarters. For me it was great for relaxation and pain relief. I highly recommend this product.
bhope1982 (verified owner) –
Very potent. These feel twice as potent per MG than any other products I have tried. I take a 1/4 to 1/2 like other customers have posted. Thanks for such a great product! 👍
Mrimion (verified owner) –
A Preferred Passion for Passionfruit Pieces
An underrated necessity for a diverse kratom careered aficionado. The flavor is very very mild but it’s just the right kick of sweet you need to get the effects rolling. Exactly like the thin candy coating you see on Tylenol or Ibuprofen. I’ve noticed the batches aren’t very consistent though. Some have stronger or weaker passionfruit flavor, tablet sturdiness or tablet softness. However I’d say they’re about 75-85% consistent. I personally bite mine in half as sometimes trying to manually break them in half is too difficult. Once separated I recommend trying 1/4 to 1/2 for desired stoicism. For such tiny little fruits they pack quite a punch. I’d highly recommend these to anyone new or beginning portioned properly. Especially when they’re on sale when buying in bulk. 10 out of 10.
butterytrey (verified owner) –
These things are STRONG.
The taste is subtle and enjoyable.
I like that they don’t stain your mouth either.
I am an everyday long time kratom user( almost 2 years on 7oh🥲), and I have to break them into quarters.
Be careful, because they are tiny for the MGs they have in these Badboys.
Gives me great euphoria, pain relief, and energy.
Stardust is the 💣
Cameron Prosser (verified owner) –
Absolutely fire, best go-to thai tablet on the whole entire market. Please keep on releasing these Stardust! ❤️
Buenagirl (verified owner) –
The corny, overcomplicated branding would get a -**, but it’s not offensive nor directly reaches out to minors, and the actual packaging is outstanding. And the chemistry wiz-dudes are so serious about their alkaloids that I forgot that I don’t do 5-star reviews and gave this a “5 :).
Notes:
–> 100% not-corny, safe, sturdy, marker-friendly metal packaging: The ~70(-ish) mgs and ~60(-ish) mgs are recognizably different in color and effects, although normally I wouldn’t notice a few mgs more or less in a tablet.
–> These are great for night-time pain, but even with a pill-cutter, I wouldn’t take them every day – or during the day at all, for that matter.
For PTO days and breakthrough pain only (the ~60s are for the rest 🙂
–> and ok, the packaging is so smart and discreet that I feel stupid for fixating on the punned catch-phrase branding.
(If you do see these hanging next to the die-cut “Magic Super-Duper 7+Pseudo!!!” packs in your local gas station/smoke shop, please don’t tell me about it, though, ty ;).
Buenagirl (verified owner) –
The corny, overcomplicated branding would get a -**, but it’s not offensive nor directly reaches out to minors, and the actual packaging is outstanding. And the chemistry wiz-dudes are so serious about their alkaloids that I forgot that I don’t do 5-star reviews and gave this a “5 :).
Notes:
–> 100% not-corny, safe, sturdy, marker-friendly metal packaging: The ~70(-ish) mgs and ~60(-ish) mgs are recognizably different in color and effects, although normally I wouldn’t notice a few mgs more or less in a tablet.
–> These are great for night-time pain, but even with a pill-cutter, I wouldn’t take them every day – or during the day at all, for that matter.
For PTO days and breakthrough pain only (the ~60s are for the rest 🙂
–> and ok, the packaging is so smart and discreet that I feel stupid for fixating on the punned catch-phrase branding.
(If you do see these hanging next to the die-cut “Magic Super-Duper 7+Pseudo!!!” packs in your local gas station/smoke shop, please don’t tell me about it, though, ty ;).
Buenagirl (verified owner) –
It’s so long since I gave anything a 5-star review that I’d started to forget why I’m so stingy with them, but this reminded me (same goes for the ~55s).
The sales + reviews persuaded me to give this brand a try *despite* not being a fan of “humorous” branding – and omg, even that’s growing on me! With the ~70s and ~55s alike, they get everything right every single time. And the whole shebang sets a high bar for Getting Things Right <3.
cheftuccori (verified owner) –
Within 15 minutes im warm with Pain Relieving Magic from 1/4 one
If needed 1/2 and sometimes the whole but im in severe pain and have an extremely strong tolerance prob had 4 on a bad day but I don’t recommend more than 1-2 if can handle. Best for Nights Definitely
Morning is Great for Me Personally but I follow up with coffee then
1 pseudo or 1/2 soho 50 or 1/2 stack
So mixing with small amount of Mit or pseudo gives better energies at least for me when wanted.
I think it’s the Best For Pain
Works in 15 minutes on the dot for me everytime.
When I am forced to tears from Nerve pains and can’t sleep
I take 1/2 every hour until pain is over sometimes it’s 1 1/2 pills then I sleep four hours
then my morning quarter to fight the pain again . All day I Feel like Superman without most of my crippling pains.
Definitely not for the weak of heart
It’s potent at even a quarter of a pill could be too strong for an individual not used too it.
Use Wisely and as your Tolerance level can Handle .
I’m going to get a year supply as soon as I can these are Gold and my Favorite go to. Other Products have more energy and focus etc not as much Pain Relief. The 130mg was Great too but I dont see it for sale?
The 100mg seem to be always sold out and it’s very very strong
so this is the Best for Price Strength Quality
I agree with the other reviews no fancy marketing 1-3 pills in beautiful packaging lacking Punch.
Stardust has Nice small containers
Strong small pills.
For me it’s easy to quarter them with out a knife.
The Powders offer more strength if you have not tried them they go great depending which for what time Red for night Gold Orange morning afternoon or night Black one does more energy for me so afternoon is great.
everyone is different but everyone Agrees this is A Great Product!!
Better than Most if not all
the same so the say strengths from others…
Super Great Service Fast Shipping
SBD.NFA (verified owner) –
Tasty and potent. A little bit goes a long way with these guys. I like to split these up into two pieces, or smaller pieces if I want to mix some stuff up.